(Source: my--teen--quote, via slutsgonewild)

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via tumboner)

(Source: jzambelli, via blackrainbowss)

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

(via wolfgrin)

senyahearts: Miley - Maxim Hot 100 Party

senyahearts:

Miley - Maxim Hot 100 Party

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(Source: taijavigilia, via overfierce)

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(via elanalei)

(Source: thesteadyhuman, via ngelicca)

imofficiallyaflower: i’ve been carried away.

imofficiallyaflower:

i’ve been carried away.

(Source: classy-puridad, via souloftheage)

(Source: wild-lion, via sc-orpi0)

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